BARBS' BATTING AVERAGES: FOLLIES ON THE DIAMOND

Let's face it, folks, Barbs is having a rough time at the plate this season. Her swing has become completely off, and her batting average is diving faster than a meteor. She's striking out more often than she's making contact, and even when she does manage to put it in play, it seems like it always lands softly. It's embarrassing to watch. Her us